Friday, October 14, 2011

The Muppets movie ~ Statler and Waldorf

Statler and Waldorf
photo courtesy of Walt Disney Pictures

It's no secret that I am incredibly excited about the upcoming movie, The Muppets. Walt Disney Pictures has just released an interview with two of my favorite Muppets, Statler and Waldorf. In their usual fashion, Statler and Waldorf offer movie-goers advice.

STATLER & WALDORF’S
GUIDE TO GOING TO THE MOVIES

With Disney’s “The Muppets” coming out in theaters soon, Statler and Waldorf offer unsolicited advice and a whole lot of laughs about what to watch for at the theater.

STATLER:             When going to see a movie starring the Muppets, 
                                 always get a good seat…
WALDORF:            …one that doesn’t face the screen!


WALDORF:            If you arrive late for your movie, stick around…
STATLER:            …they’ll be releasing a sequel soon!


STATLER:            Never get a bucket of popcorn that’s larger than
                                your car.


WALDORF:            Don’t talk on your cell phone during the movie….
STATLER:            ...it might wake us up!


WALDORF:            If you have to explain everything in the movie to 
                                 the person you’re sitting next to…
STATLER:            …welcome to my world.


WALDORF:            Sometimes the movie is not out of focus—you are.


STATLER:            Don’t talk back to the movie…
WALDORF:            …that’s our job!


WALDORF:            If you don’t have anything nice to say about a movie…
STATLER:            …sit next to us!


STATLER:            Spoiler Alert—The Muppets are in Disney’s
                                “The Muppets.”
WALDORF:            Don’t say you haven’t been warned.


To see Statler and Waldorf in the balcony (where they belong) and other Muppets, check out http://disney.go.com/muppets/portfolio/homepage.html.

The Muppets opens on November 23, 2011. See you there!

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